Wednesday, 03 September 2008

• How To Catch a Loon..

  BEWARE they are all around us...Some come off normal just like you and I but within seconds they can turn into crazies who need to be committed, Some are just completely off there rocker...LOONS they are coming out of
  the wood works someone must have left the doors to the loonie bin open and they all escaped. There is no telling what might set them off...Sometime its something as simple as :0) and whatever you don't say OYTS around them unless you are prepared to deal with the madness they just can't handle it. So here is how to catch a loon:
  
  :YELLS: OYTS!! Crikey look at them go...remember to keep your distance stay back people you never know what the unstable are capable of.  Look at her over there getting some Beeeeebooooo Looooveeee. Ohh and her
  Splish Splashing in the tub, wow there's one mumbling obscenities to a tree 'So what your a superstar', and here comes the final one with her atlas so she can stalk him and find out where he is at.  Ahhh more are coming out of the shadows slurrping they must have seen light everybody ruuuuunn lets get out of here while we still can :packs up and leaves hoodstars:
  
  OK SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING IF YOU QUALIFY YOU KNOW YOUR A LOON WHEN....
  
  1) You know your a loon when you make 10 random posts that make no sense whatsoever on every page the artist has.
  
  2) You know your a loon when something as little as :0) sends you on a rampage.
  
  3) You know your a loon when you make 6 million names on all the artist pages because you can't decide if you love them and want to bone or if you want to knock their ass out next time you see them.
  
  4) You know your a loon when you tattoo the artist name or symbol (i.e. Dog Paws or an O Crown) anywhere on your body. Only time that is acceptable is if you are married to said artist.
  
  5) You know your a loon when you have cyber sex with a fake so good that they have you believing they aren't fake even after the REAL artist has said they have no bebo page.
  
  6) You know your a loon when you are over 30 lusting after a younger artist dissing fans a.k.a his fam to get their attention. Lmaoo please like he is going to look at that and go Ohhh that's wifey right there let me send her a private message and get her number.
  
  7) You know your a loon when you think fans leaving POSITIVE comments on an artist page is being on there nut sack.
  
  8) You know your a loon when you ask disrespectful questions out of the blue such as "Have you ever passed gas while f*cking?" WOW SMFH.
  
  9) You know your a loon when you have convinced yourself you are dating the artist and any female said artist shows some attention to gets put on your BEAT DAT ASS list.
  
  AND LAST
  
  10) You know your a loon when...EVERYONE TELLS YOU SO
  
  Ok now if you are reading this laughing your ass off your good free and clear sane in 08! Just 08 tho never know what can happen next year. But if you are reading this getting hella pissed off well...YOU MIGHT JUST BE A LOON. Oh and because it irks the loons OYTS BABY!! and I'M OUT.....
  

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